The Disputed Territories of Analyze Sizens is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.782 billion Analyze Sizensians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The Analyze Sizensian economy, worth 122 trillion bolivar soberanoes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,867 bolivar soberanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Analyze Sizens, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, history classes are mandatory for students, and selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Analyze Sizens's national animal is the unicorn.

Analyze Sizens is ranked 181,351^st in the world and 4,682^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 956.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.